HellFire
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Come on man, they don't actually OWN those leaf blowers. LOLNext thing you will be trying to tell me you only have 1 job and don't own a leaf blower
scowherd
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Mexican is a great sport and I hope he does not take offense to my comments...... I do feel I can joke with him after meeting him this past fall .... You guys will have a great time with him in Maggie valley..... And his wife is easy on the eyes also
mexican
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No, they belong to the only white guy in the crew, the owner of the landscape company,
And Steve i do have only one job and i don't know how to use the blowers, man,, i feel like an albino Mexican
And Steve i do have only one job and i don't know how to use the blowers, man,, i feel like an albino Mexican
scowherd
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The liver training is on schedule and I should be in rare form for RAA ..... So I feel I must apologize in advance to the folks I offend.... Sorry guys I train all year for this event and I feel I have reached my peak can't wait for RAA .....
Ps Dave thanks for the drunk dial list I will be perfecting my skills during derby weekend .... I hope I am out of jail before RAA
Ps Dave thanks for the drunk dial list I will be perfecting my skills during derby weekend .... I hope I am out of jail before RAA
HellFire
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I'm now the one in the lawn mowing business. I'm up to 6 clients. Just enough to realize you can't make a living at it. LOLNo, they belong to the only white guy in the crew, the owner of the landscape company,
And Steve i do have only one job and i don't know how to use the blowers, man,, i feel like an albino Mexican
If I was 15 I'd be rich !
wildwilley
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Speaking of leaf blowers reminds me of a joke that a friend of mine often tells during his training classes. It goes like this…
I have been talkin to ya’ll for sometime about using logic in order to figure out how to fix a problem. Do y’all know what logic is? Two good ole boys from Arkansas, Jimbo and Bubba (well…southern Arkansas), are sitting at their favorite fishin hole, drinking some beer. Jimbo turns to Bubba and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow, I think I'll go down to the community college and sign up for some of them classes.' Bubba says “that sounds like a good idea”. The next day, Jimbo and Bubba go down to the college to sign up for some classes. Jimbo goes into the office first and talks to a lady counselor that suggests Jimbo take Math, English, and Logic. Jimbo says “I understand Math and English, but Logic… What’s that?” She replies “I’ll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?” Jimbo says “yah, I got a weed eater”. She says “logic tells me that if you have a weed eater, then you have a yard. Do you have a yard?” Jimbo says “ Yah, I got a yard.” She goes on “ logic tells me that if you have a yard, you have a house. Do you have a house?” Jimbo replies “Yeh, I got a house. How’d ya know?” She replies “ logic tells me that if you have a house, you have a family. Do you have a family?” Jimbo replies” Yep, I got a family, how ya doin that?” She replies “ logic tells me that if you have a family, you have a wife. Do you have a wife?” Jimbo says “ Yeh, I got a wife.” She says “logic tells me if you have a wife, then you must be heterosexual.” Jimbo says “ Ya **** right I’m heterosexual. Now you gotta tell me how you doin that?” The counselor replies “ well that’s how logic works, once you know something you can usually figure out something else using logic.” Jimbo replies “well I’ll be ****ed.” Excited about going to college, Jimbo goes out of the office and tells Bubba that he has signed up to take Math, English and Logic. Bubba says “I understand Math and English, but what’s Logic?” Jimbo replies “ well, it works like this, do you have a weed eater?” Bubba answers “No.” Jimbo replies “ well logic tells me that you must be Gay!”
I have been talkin to ya’ll for sometime about using logic in order to figure out how to fix a problem. Do y’all know what logic is? Two good ole boys from Arkansas, Jimbo and Bubba (well…southern Arkansas), are sitting at their favorite fishin hole, drinking some beer. Jimbo turns to Bubba and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow, I think I'll go down to the community college and sign up for some of them classes.' Bubba says “that sounds like a good idea”. The next day, Jimbo and Bubba go down to the college to sign up for some classes. Jimbo goes into the office first and talks to a lady counselor that suggests Jimbo take Math, English, and Logic. Jimbo says “I understand Math and English, but Logic… What’s that?” She replies “I’ll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?” Jimbo says “yah, I got a weed eater”. She says “logic tells me that if you have a weed eater, then you have a yard. Do you have a yard?” Jimbo says “ Yah, I got a yard.” She goes on “ logic tells me that if you have a yard, you have a house. Do you have a house?” Jimbo replies “Yeh, I got a house. How’d ya know?” She replies “ logic tells me that if you have a house, you have a family. Do you have a family?” Jimbo replies” Yep, I got a family, how ya doin that?” She replies “ logic tells me that if you have a family, you have a wife. Do you have a wife?” Jimbo says “ Yeh, I got a wife.” She says “logic tells me if you have a wife, then you must be heterosexual.” Jimbo says “ Ya **** right I’m heterosexual. Now you gotta tell me how you doin that?” The counselor replies “ well that’s how logic works, once you know something you can usually figure out something else using logic.” Jimbo replies “well I’ll be ****ed.” Excited about going to college, Jimbo goes out of the office and tells Bubba that he has signed up to take Math, English and Logic. Bubba says “I understand Math and English, but what’s Logic?” Jimbo replies “ well, it works like this, do you have a weed eater?” Bubba answers “No.” Jimbo replies “ well logic tells me that you must be Gay!”
xhdskip
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Did't know you drink!, don't worry we will keep an eye on you,
Will keep all those guys going "comando" away from you
I don't.
well not normally anyways, maybe a beer here an there,
like that time we went to the fathers day harley ride
at Route 66 hd, remember, free beer free food?
Long black mark in front of the dealers door as we were leaving?
Maggie Valley is about the only time I cut loose, other than that,
it's mr. boring, the workaholic.
Such is life......
TheKid
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I am homophobic. I own 3 weed eaters. Hellfire I already paid the ticket but Kentucky lets you go to speeding school to remove the points. Will be looking into the radar detector. I needed a reminder of the boring speed limit. I was riding this thing like it was a "ROCKET".
nolton
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