Parasitic Drain, 2014 Rocket III Touring - Mystery: Multimeter shows zero draw with the key out

Battery tests to 570CCA out of the original 630CCA. Voltage at 13.5 or so. Even when starting it does not drop below the limit. Charging system also tests fine and exceeds what is consumed by the lights/accessories. This machine has already killed multiple batteries.... all go through exactly the same cycle. Makes no difference whether a brand new battery is installed or not. The lead acid ones would discharge so fully that they could not be charged back up again. Went through 3 of those very quickly. (Buy, and throw out a couple of months later) The EarthX ones have a protective circuit which shuts it off when it gets too low. That has been a help.
 
FYI, no keyles remote or alarm system
 
However, it there is a burned out connection there, it could cause an intermittent drain... when moist/wet.
It's not that it causes a drain, it creates a voltage drop and that means the full battery voltage is not applied to the system; it also limits the charging voltage/current
Again, not saying it definitively IS that issue, just something to check as is not uncommon.
 
That is another excellent idea. Cheers. Will test that out. (15 minute beer break) Might I say to everybody on this forum, thank you for all the great feedback!
I tried this out... I left the bike parked for 3 days, did not introduce the key and used my multimeter to test to see if there was any draw at all. Still zero. Yet, the battery needed a recharge... I am still stumped. Tested the relays... clicking away fine.
 
Next step is to make sure the battery is fully charged, measure the voltage then disconnect and let stand for a few days again, then measure the voltage again.
If your multimeter shows no current drain, even no milliamps ( I would expect to see between 30 and 100 milliamps at least to supply alarm and clock whilst ignition key is off and key removed, hence the use of a battery tender for prolonged periods of no use) I would ensure your meter has the capability to measure below 100 milliamps.
Most multimeters have 2 fuses for the protection of the current measuring circuits. Usually a 10 amp fuse and a 500mA fuse. Ensure that the small fuse isn't blown.
 
The EarthX battery has a circuit that goes 'off when it gets drawn down to much. So it shows '0' When it clicks back on, it comes in at 13.7v Also, the charging system tests fine. It also draws down when I leave it parked... meaning, the charging system is not related to the issue
OP said battery is clean so it's not draining due to surface discharge, any chance when seat is on bike its allowing a path
Taped off the terminals. No change. Also checked the relays. Clicking away as they should
 
As a last resort, try removing the left bank of fuses in the fuse box and let it set for a few days. If no drain put fuses back in and try other side. If one side shows drain, remove half of that side's fuses and continue monitoring/moving bad side fuses around until you find which circuit is causing the drain. Since you have a complete drain in a week, should only need a couple of days to show voltage drop.