Things I love about “The South”

[Ishrub]

Nah, Dying ain't a worry for me, I just don't like it when I can't tie my own shoes

We invented thongs and ugg boots - 'nuff said

 

[sijtwin]

Read your reply ishrub, couldn’t figure out why tiny underwear would help? Only then did I remember that in Aus thongs are flip flops. You Just can’t get the forum members anymore.

 

[ScottishR3T]

Yeah that use of thongs confused me for years till I sussed it

 

[Ishrub]

Yuz learnin.

Thongs

Arse hole floss

 

[EasTexRIII]

Yuz learnin.

Thongs

Arse hole floss

You know we want a pic of you modeling those (no, not the flops)

oH, and make sure they're lycra!

 

[Old N' Grumpy]

We invented thongs and ugg boots - 'nuff said

Male version also known as banana hammocks.

 

[sijtwin]

That thar used to be a brickies ppe - thank goodness for elf n shaftee

 

[Ishrub]

That thar used to be a brickies ppe - thank goodness for elf n shaftee

Dude. You are in Luke as I have a complete set for sale as pictured - rare as rocking horse poo

Read your reply ishrub, couldn’t figure out why tiny underwear would help? Only then did I remember that in Aus thongs are flip flops. You Just can’t get the forum members anymore.

True! You have me at a disadvantage as this "brickies ppe - thank goodness for elf n shaftee" means FA to me.

 

[Tal]

THONG......

JANDAL....

 

[sijtwin]

Brickie = bricklayer possible u know as Mason? When I started work many years ago (in the sunny weather) they would wear ONLY a thong and boots, maximum sun tan on those difficult to reach bits. These days ppe (personal protective equipment) enforced by HSE, (Health and Safety executive) means I no longer have to suffer the sight of sweaty burned hairy arses.