I checked vacuum on each throttle body: All seem good, including the "suspects" #2 & 3! Needle oscillated wildly (as per your warning) but clearly shows good vacuum.
When measuring directly (not teed in) on the tubing feeding the MAP sensor, I'm down to practically atmospheric again.
Disconnected all hoses from the 3 into one fitting and measured vacuum on each body via its vacuum hose, good vacuum on all 3..
Pressurized the 3 into 1 fitting, no leak.
What witchcraft is at play here?