GEARFOX BUCKED!

It works very much like Willy Wonkas chocolate factory !

Very easy way to solve this problem----fire all the bastards who worked for or knew someone who worked for British Leyland then all will be well
 
four tyres ? That's sickening . Were 3 of them punctures ?
Sorry to hear bout the problems , is the clutch adjusted correctly and what oil are you using ?