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[Triple Trouble]

Rolltide, for years you've known that just playing dress-up could not forever quell your smoldering passion and that someday that passion would force you out of closet. Now you've taken that bold first step and, with giggles of glee, your closest friends have welcomed the real Rolltide! No longer must you fear that your pink bra strap will sneak out from under your black wifebeater tee shirt. No longer must you keep your lace thong up around your knees when you take a dump in the gas station. No longer must you wonder if your friends are suspicious because you always have a big black cigar in your mouth but never light it. Rolltide, put on those stiletto heels and that red patent leather micro-mini skirt and get your a*s downtown where you belong! Your buddies are squirming with anticipation.

WOW! Excellent description!!! Come to think of it you seem to know a bit too much about how this works

 

[RKTNMYPKT]

WOW! Excellent description!!! Come to think of it you seem to know a bit too much about how this works

I especially liked the part about the pink bra slipping out from under the black wife beater...

 

[Rolltide100]

Rolltide, for years you've known that just playing dress-up could not forever quell your smoldering passion and that someday that passion would force you out of closet. Now you've taken that bold first step and, with giggles of glee, your closest friends have welcomed the real Rolltide! No longer must you fear that your pink bra strap will sneak out from under your black wifebeater tee shirt. No longer must you keep your lace thong up around your knees when you take a dump in the gas station. No longer must you wonder if your friends are suspicious because you always have a big black cigar in your mouth but never light it. Rolltide, put on those stiletto heels and that red patent leather micro-mini skirt and get your a*s downtown where you belong! Your buddies are squirming with anticipation.

Oh baby thank you soooo much, I would love for you to help me with my lace thong in the gas station, could you pretty please?

 

[RKTNMYPKT]

Oh baby thank you soooo much, I would love for you to help me with my lace thong in the gas station, could you pretty please?

He'll have to pry them from my teeth first!

 

[mexican]

Rolltide, for years you've known that just playing dress-up could not forever quell your smoldering passion and that someday that passion would force you out of closet. Now you've taken that bold first step and, with giggles of glee, your closest friends have welcomed the real Rolltide! No longer must you fear that your pink bra strap will sneak out from under your black wifebeater tee shirt. No longer must you keep your lace thong up around your knees when you take a dump in the gas station. No longer must you wonder if your friends are suspicious because you always have a big black cigar in your mouth but never light it. Rolltide, put on those stiletto heels and that red patent leather micro-mini skirt and get your a*s downtown where you belong! Your buddies are squirming with anticipation.

 

[Mittzy]

Wough!!!!!
Too many hormones around here for me.......

 

[Rolltide100]

Who would ever imagined a fellow with a small dipstick problem could create such a stir. Quite amusing actually!

 

[R3R Torque]

I've been successfully fighting the urge to join in the dipstick discussion... till now.

Nicely done Rolltide. Nicely done!

 

[R3R Torque]

Oh, and welcome to the forum... Dipstick!

 

[HansO]

Wough!!!!!
Too many hormones around here for me.......

or is that "Whore's"