My oil is fine, I appreciate your concern, but if Dirty Harry hadn't caught on we could have gotten good mileage out of this one. Back to the drawing board!
I would say this calls for drastic measures. I suggest we call an executive planning session at Horsefly Brewing Company in Montrose last week in June!
I would say this calls for drastic measures. I suggest we call an executive planning session at Horsefly Brewing Company in Montrose last week in June!
I suspect you pair of dipsticks will screw up this meeting so I guess I will have to ride to Montrose to take minutes! (That's minutes of the meeting, not how long it takes to check your oil).
Rolltide, for years you've known that just playing dress-up could not forever quell your smoldering passion and that someday that passion would force you out of closet. Now you've taken that bold first step and, with giggles of glee, your closest friends have welcomed the real Rolltide! No longer must you fear that your pink bra strap will sneak out from under your black wifebeater tee shirt. No longer must you keep your lace thong up around your knees when you take a dump in the gas station. No longer must you wonder if your friends are suspicious because you always have a big black cigar in your mouth but never light it. Rolltide, put on those stiletto heels and that red patent leather micro-mini skirt and get your a*s downtown where you belong! Your buddies are squirming with anticipation.