Where to start

[CanberraR3]

My oil is fine, I appreciate your concern, but if Dirty Harry hadn't caught on we could have gotten good mileage out of this one. Back to the drawing board!

Greg mate, I was about 99.9% sure it was you from the first post. I was even reading "Dipstick's" posts to myself in falsetto. The .1% thought it was someone else who I won't name.

 

[dave64]

It was a very funny effort but next time use someone else's computer YA Dipstick

 

[TOMCAT]

Rolltide, for years you've known that just playing dress-up could not forever quell your smoldering passion and that someday that passion would force you out of closet. Now you've taken that bold first step and, with giggles of glee, your closest friends have welcomed the real Rolltide! No longer must you fear that your pink bra strap will sneak out from under your black wifebeater tee shirt. No longer must you keep your lace thong up around your knees when you take a dump in the gas station. No longer must you wonder if your friends are suspicious because you always have a big black cigar in your mouth but never light it. Rolltide, put on those stiletto heels and that red patent leather micro-mini skirt and get your a*s downtown where you belong! Your buddies are squirming with anticipation.

what a cockhead !!!!

 

[CanberraR3]

Rolltide, for years you've known that just playing dress-up could not forever quell your smoldering passion and that someday that passion would force you out of closet. Now you've taken that bold first step and, with giggles of glee, your closest friends have welcomed the real Rolltide! No longer must you fear that your pink bra strap will sneak out from under your black wifebeater tee shirt. No longer must you keep your lace thong up around your knees when you take a dump in the gas station. No longer must you wonder if your friends are suspicious because you always have a big black cigar in your mouth but never light it. Rolltide, put on those stiletto heels and that red patent leather micro-mini skirt and get your a*s downtown where you belong! Your buddies are squirming with anticipation.

You see, this is where your very small IQ is most obvious. You missed an opportunity to be funny and chose instead to try to be nasty but actually only managed to highlight what a tosser you are. I said before I was feeling sorry for you. That's not quite right. Pity would be more apt. Now take a deep breath before your next feeble attempt at saving face - or rather, saving your face.

 

[CanberraR3]

I thought the Knight with no arms and legs summed Dumbro up perfectly but nothing is a better illustration than this gem that Phil posted. Still makes me laugh. It's just so perfect.


Dipstick!

 

[pete.triumph]

one more think to say

 

[dave64]

You guys are so mean , he maybe a special person and can't help his lack of smarts or sense of humour .

 

[R3Tex]

or is that "Whore's"

Hey...I've known what I was for years...the only discussion is PRICE!!

 

[Rolltide100]

I thought the Knight with no arms and legs summed Dumbro up perfectly but nothing is a better illustration than this gem that Phil posted. Still makes me laugh. It's just so perfect.


Dipstick!

Have to admit Phil hit a grand slam with this one!

 

[dobro]

what a cockhead !!!!

I didn't realize it was showing but thank you very much, peterbre*th.