Skippy is an A-hole

So you were on that Viking longboat that raided Freemantle .. the raping , pillaging and devouring of our local fauna .. remember reading about that
You must have got the dyslexic crew....it's rape, pillage, and die in battle, so you can FEAST in the halls of Vahalla, they went bassackwards
 
Went through a mob up near Nindigully on the old BMW outfit awhile ago. Bella thought...mmm...lunch! I gave her a chew on it but she wasn't fussed about me not skinning it first and adding herbs and spices for her.
You can do root meat well either Tandoori style or even a good curry...vindaloo works well. Basically you need to add some flavour as there is little fat...and it can be tough...so a good curry works well.

 
Mate unless you're a vegetarian I fail to see what difference it makes which dead animal you sink your choppers into.

...oops...just saw my previous typo......
 
A woolly bird .. easily identified by it's call ... baaah baaah. (could make a crude joke about our neighbours from across the Tasman .. .. but I'm not like that )