What's wrong with just admitting the bike didn't fit, sounds like he needs a ****** rocket to feel adequite?
Most on here get a thrill out of the rocket and find it a great bike to ride so there aint anything wrong with the bike, it is what it is....a beast that needs a little respect until tamed....700 miles isn't anywhere near enough to get a feel for it....I'm 2500 miles in and just starting to get to grips with the bike in the twisties