Rockets Across America III

She Got Dressed

I dressed the Fat Bottom Girl today. I am going to make the ride on two wheels, the trailer is staying home. One saddle bag is full of Advil, Icy Hot, and Goody's Powders. See you all in ES.
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Raising Elephants?

Is that an elephant's trunk searching for peanuts over the back yard fence? ;)

See ya soon G., and everyone else as well.
 
I dressed the Fat Bottom Girl today. I am going to make the ride on two wheels, the trailer is staying home. One saddle bag is full of Advil, Icy Hot, and Goody's Powders. See you all in ES.
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I hope that windshield don't turn into a sail if it gets windy.......

You really took the '*****' to heart....If you feel at all uncomfortable about riding, by all means trailer it. I don't want your sore arse on my conscience, or worse.

I'm going to get a set of the Tourmaster bags like you have for my KLR. I think they'd look sharp on it.

Finally, be careful and ride safely. Remember, there are amateurs out there. We will see you there. If I get in before you, I'll try to round up one of the 'ladies' to give you a butt rub......:D
 
You're Loaded

Well, what you did today I'm planning on doing tomorrow night (when it cools off a little). Making a list, checking it several times and then making a list of my lists so I don't forget anything.

Still got to have my dealer install the Scorpion Alarm tomorrow afternoon and with my luck I'll lose the transciever and can't get the bike to start.

Rusty, I think that's the overflow pipe from Gustov. If that thing starts flowing, we're all in big trouble.

Flip, what we should do if he gets "Monkey Butt" is to rent a monkey to give him the massage. Who else knows more about "MB" but a monkey?

Rubber Down/Bling Up
 
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I have an illness

I washed my bike today knowing fully well that it's going to rain from the time I leave my driveway till I get to "Leaky Springs "(borrowed from Flip, don't want to be like Bidden and not give credit where it's due). Asking myself all the while, "Why are you doing this"?:confused:
 
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You really took the '*****' to heart....

Flipper,

Naw, the ***** comment didn't have anything to do with deciding to ride. Knowing you I actually expected more, you Yankee prick.:) I had been wavering between riding and the trailer for about two weeks. I had picked the trailer to save a little time and green, but this is my vacation this year. Work is a real pain in the butt, we are expanding the warehouse area and most of the details and hands on crap falls into my bailiwick as manager. I am going to make the most of this time off. Not to get sentimental but some things from the run last year I will never forget. The Nashville skyline at 5am, stopping at a greasy spoon dinner off of I-40 and getting the best **** breakfast I ever had in my life, but most of all the fellowship and good natured bull **** that took place in the parking lot among the Captains and guests. Pushing 60 years of age I know that these excursions are numbered, so l am going to make the most of them. I know Hanna will nail my butt on the ride home, but that's what that big ass bolted on "picture window" is for. I am pulling out Wednesday morning and should be in ES early on Friday if all goes well. I would also suggest if you haven't down loaded Pianoman's map with all of the pertinent locations marked, do so. Great job Dave and Brian on all of the prep. Please everyone ride safe, and I looking forward to seeing some old friends and meeting many new ones.
 
DANNO'S CHECK LIST FOR ES:
1. GPS
2.Instruction manual for GPS
3. Maps (just in case can't figure out manual).
4. Bifocals, prescript sunglasses.
5. Meds,Meds, and more Meds. (nothing serious).
6. Digital camera.
7. Instructions for digital camera.
8. Disposable camera (you guessed it!).
9. Extra pair of undies (one should do).
10. American Express card (don't leave home without it).
11. Rain gear!!
 
DANNO'S CHECK LIST FOR ES:
1. GPS
2.Instruction manual for GPS
3. Maps (just in case can't figure out manual).
4. Bifocals, prescript sunglasses.
5. Meds,Meds, and more Meds. (nothing serious).
6. Digital camera.
7. Instructions for digital camera.
8. Disposable camera (you guessed it!).
9. Extra pair of undies (one should do).
10. American Express card (don't leave home without it).
11. Rain gear!!

You can get 3 days out of each pair of undies......outside in, inside out and in the trash can......au natural.

You need a Garmin 550. Nothing to figure out. Point and shoot and you need my new camera. It's smarter than all of us.
 
Oh yeah, I forgot!
12. Bubba's BBQ T-shirt. I got it last year in ES, You aint had BBQ till you've had Bubba's!!
 
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