Rockets Across America III

She Got Dressed

I dressed the Fat Bottom Girl today. I am going to make the ride on two wheels, the trailer is staying home. One saddle bag is full of Advil, Icy Hot, and Goody's Powders. See you all in ES.
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Raising Elephants?

Is that an elephant's trunk searching for peanuts over the back yard fence?

See ya soon G., and everyone else as well.
 
I dressed the Fat Bottom Girl today. I am going to make the ride on two wheels, the trailer is staying home. One saddle bag is full of Advil, Icy Hot, and Goody's Powders. See you all in ES.
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I hope that windshield don't turn into a sail if it gets windy.......

You really took the '*****' to heart....If you feel at all uncomfortable about riding, by all means trailer it. I don't want your sore arse on my conscience, or worse.

I'm going to get a set of the Tourmaster bags like you have for my KLR. I think they'd look sharp on it.

Finally, be careful and ride safely. Remember, there are amateurs out there. We will see you there. If I get in before you, I'll try to round up one of the 'ladies' to give you a butt rub......
 
You're Loaded

Well, what you did today I'm planning on doing tomorrow night (when it cools off a little). Making a list, checking it several times and then making a list of my lists so I don't forget anything.

Still got to have my dealer install the Scorpion Alarm tomorrow afternoon and with my luck I'll lose the transciever and can't get the bike to start.

Rusty, I think that's the overflow pipe from Gustov. If that thing starts flowing, we're all in big trouble.

Flip, what we should do if he gets "Monkey Butt" is to rent a monkey to give him the massage. Who else knows more about "MB" but a monkey?

Rubber Down/Bling Up
 
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I have an illness

I washed my bike today knowing fully well that it's going to rain from the time I leave my driveway till I get to "Leaky Springs "(borrowed from Flip, don't want to be like Bidden and not give credit where it's due). Asking myself all the while, "Why are you doing this"?
 
 
DANNO'S CHECK LIST FOR ES:
1. GPS
2.Instruction manual for GPS
3. Maps (just in case can't figure out manual).
4. Bifocals, prescript sunglasses.
5. Meds,Meds, and more Meds. (nothing serious).
6. Digital camera.
7. Instructions for digital camera.
8. Disposable camera (you guessed it!).
9. Extra pair of undies (one should do).
10. American Express card (don't leave home without it).
11. Rain gear!!
 

You can get 3 days out of each pair of undies......outside in, inside out and in the trash can......au natural.

You need a Garmin 550. Nothing to figure out. Point and shoot and you need my new camera. It's smarter than all of us.
 
Oh yeah, I forgot!
12. Bubba's BBQ T-shirt. I got it last year in ES, You aint had BBQ till you've had Bubba's!!
 
bubbas'?

bubbas' barbeque? ,

now that sounds like a mighty fine place to go and vist.


greg