Sit back and hear the saga of one man's bad, bad Rocket
Hellfire, Saboteur and Ygransom are correct: I was making up some time. Tonight finds me in the fine city of Winnie, TX. Wanna know how I got here? Sit back and let me regale you of the horrors of riding a not-so-dependable beast...
6/22: Well, this day royally sucked. Big Time. It started off well enough, as Steve and I departed Buffalo and headed to Niagara Falls.
There was a light but constant rain from the moment we started off. The falls on the American side were pretty, but I sure do like the view from the Canadian side. (Does that make me less patriotic?) We snapped a few photos, gassed up and headed to New York City. There was traffic. If you intend to drive, fly, walk, or bike to NYC, expect horrendous traffic. You’ve been warned. (Some great views of the skyline, though!)
Anyhow, by 6PM or so we’d arrived in New Jersey and were waiting in a 1 ½ mile line to get to the beginning of the Lincoln Tunnel when WHAMMO!—my bike died. It made a terrible sound as it gave up the ghost (Steve described it as I was wearing ear plugs and only heard a whine as she died.
Here’s the kicker: I COASTED over one mile from the bridge to the tollbooths at the Lincoln Tunnel—between trucks and buses and cars filled with angry New Yorkers—where Steve expertly blocked traffic and guided me into a large NJ Transit parking lot. This was fairly miraculous as—well, did I mention the horrendous traffic? Oh, yes, and this was during rush hour. RUSH HOUR IN JERSEY, PEOPLE!
I tinkered with the bike. I called my Triumph dealer in San Diego for advice. A few other NJ types tinkered with the bike. Then it rained rats and dogs, as we were in New Jersey, after all. (Sorry NJ, folks, just SoCal humor.)
The transit lot was closing, the hotels locally were full and it was raining rats and dogs. Oh, what to do? I booked a $200 room nearby (the “last one” available. Uh, huh.), I called AMA Roadside Assistance for a tow (we’ll be there within the hour. Uh, huh.), and I sat and fumed about dependability issues with this Triumph.
I’m losing faith in this bike. It’s been on the back of a wrecker more times than I’d care to admit. Warranty service or not, a bike should not leave a rider stranded like this. Heck, I could’ve bought a Harley if I wanted that!
The flatbed truck arrived an hour late, as expected. Steve waited with me, though I asked him to head to the hotel. Did I mention he’s a saint? A real mensch.
We finally arrived at the hotel by 9PM. We were beat tired and frustrated. We agreed that Steve would continue on as I had the bike put back in order. I spent the next two hours reaching out to some fellow Triumph owners (THAT's YOU GUYS!). There were several repair shops nearby, but only two Triumph dealers within 30 miles. I opted for the one that had the best recommendations—Triumph of Metuchen, NJ. Then I hit the sack after midnight.
6/23: Steve was up and gone by 0530, en route to Time’s Square in NYC and the Lincoln Memorial in DC. I called AMA for a tow to the dealer, but I was informed that, although I was allowed 5 tows annually, I was only allowed one tow with a 72-hour period—so last night’s 1 ½ mile tow had caused more grief.
After explaining to an AMA supervisor— in heart wrenching detail, I may add—I was allowed the tow. Ah, patience, persistence and good ol’ fashioned threatening win the day again!
Triumph of Metuchen actually returned my frantic call from the previous night and said to come on in—they were confident they’d be able to get me in and out quickly. (PLAY SAD MUSIC HERE.) Sure enough, they were waiting for me when I arrived, and prioritized my repair because, “Hey, man, that dude is on a major road trip!”
After only 7 ½ hours of drinking waiting-room coffee and reading waiting-room magazines (from 1984), I was informed that it was hopeless and they just couldn’t locate the problem. But then, I heard the beautiful sound of a sewing machine cranking up (also known as a Triumph Rocket III 2300 CC motor). Wahlah, Adrian, the very sharp Triumph tech, had managed to over-ride the alarm and get my bike going.
(For the record, I mentioned that they would need a special alarm tool—per my dealer’s instructions—when I first arrived.)
I was then informed that they had finally realized, 7 hours into the diagnosis, that they needed a special alarm device. Oy!
We bickered about the cost. I thought it should be free—a warranty repair—and they thought $700 sounded fair. You know, because they’d spent all day working on my bike and all. I then reminded them, with as much calm, grace and negotiating skill as I could muster (after 19 cups of waiting-room coffee), that:
1: This was a warranty repair and nothing I could have controlled.
2: That’s why I had a 2-year warranty—so if the bike died during that time, I wouldn’t have to pay for it.
3: I didn’t enjoy hanging out in motorcycle dealerships and preferred to spend time riding the motorbike I paid a lot of $$ for.
4: If the bike was a dependable piece of equipment, oh, say like a Japanese-engineered machine, I wouldn’t have been bothering them with my silly little problems.
It appeared the service manager agreed and would file it as a warranty repair. I had to pay about a $500 “deposit” pending Corporate’s approval (when my $$ will be reimbursed). They did rip my Data Tool Triumph alarm out--so I'm sans an alarm for now.
I received the verbal OK and rolled out of the parking lot at about 8PM in a state of concern. On one hand, I was extremely happy they’d fixed it and got me back on the road. On the other hand, I was discouraged that it took so long, they wanted to CHARGE ME, and I left them with $500 of my money for no good reason. Ah, we’ll see.
For the record, the Metuchen guys were all top notch, very cool guys. Kudos to Adrian for sticking with it!
NOTE: While I was typing this, just a moment ago, Mark, the owner of San Diego Rocket Motorcycles (my Triumph dealer) called to ask how it went, and I relayed the same story I just told you. It goes without saying that I really like the Rocket guys.
Whew!
(BTW: I'm probably selling this bike. My weak heart just can't take another breadown, especially an out-of-warranty one. I have 2 more months on my warranty and I just hit 31,000 miles. Oy! Expect to see it on this site, FleaBay and C List soon.)
Thanks again for your help and understanding...
The guy can't balance a laptop, read and type on the highway? Geez ... teenage girls can do all that while on the phone, painting toe nails and shaving their hoo-hoo. LOL
I agree, no word is good news and surely means he's rolling. Go Dan Go.