Are They fkn kidding ?

I for one actually like the fact that there isn't much ready made mass produced custom parts available for my rocket. I've never been one to follow the herd much or back away from a challenge when it comes to building a bike up the way I want it, and usually go out of my way to find some way to make my bikes look completely original and unique. And I never have cared much about what brand of parts I used...or whether it was originally made for my bike or not. If it makes it ride better and/or looks good to me - I put it on it.

Bikes are starting to get like all of the new cars...can't find them when they park in a crowded parking area because they all tend to look too much alike.

After all, we can't all be riding around with bright flourescent colors, or wings, shields, flames, and skulls plastered all over us and our bikes....lol

So when they laugh at me because I am different...I just laugh to myself because they are all the same.
 
No surprise that the owners of the top posuer bike find the R3 ugly. The fact that they bought a 9 is enough for their opinion on looks to be invalid for me.

I see the 9 as the cruiser for guys who really want a sport bike but are scared/injured/disabled and dont buy one. It has the same swooping looks like a sportbike.

Remember lots of these guys would probably buy a 1199 over an s1000rr because the s1000 has asymmetrical headlights, the Duc is oh so sexy, and "intake/exhaust/tune it could be just as fast as the s1000rr"... loooooooool.

Found this, thought it was funny:
"The M109R's five-speed tranny is refreshingly cooperative, and that's a good thing. The short-stroke twin is no slouch in the torque department, making 93 lb.-ft. with just 2500 rpm on the LCD bar-graph tach. Below 3000 rpm, a handful of throttle sets off more chugging and shuddering than forward motion in the first three gears. It trolls along obediently turning 3250 rpm into 70 mph, but is happiest between 4000 and the 7500-rpm redline." - http://www.motorcyclistonline.com/suzuki-boulevard-m109r-ltd-vs-victory-hammer-s-alternative-muscle

The comment I found most hilarious:

Post #31: "They are ugly, and they aren't much faster...it wouldn't take much work to a 9 to make it just as fast or faster..." lool keep dreaming

Post #61: "Not much revving with it either, Torque monster for sure........" yep, and 6500 safe on a stock motor is not high enough hah.

Would love to see someone put $6,200 into a 9 and put up 240hp+ and run low 9s, high 8s lmfao.... neva gona happen.

Remember folks, bolting on parts does not a custom make.
 
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Remember folks, bolting on parts does not a custom make.

And riding 250 miles a year after investing $20,000 - $35,000 in a bike drowning in useless non-functional leather, plastic, and chrome doodads/hoohahs and fancy paint, that you have never ever worked on yourself, while wearing well over $5,000 in brand new logo covered leather gear doesn't qualify you to be called a real biker either.
 
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Reading some of the comments here it's getting hard to spot any difference between the 2 forums. :confused:

Personally I think it's absolutely fine for anyone to be one eyed and love the bike they have. After all, aren't we the same?? I've said it before, I love my Rocket because of what it is, not because of what it isn't. These guys are besotted with the look of their bikes and don't seem to notice/mind all that plastic or that headlight shroud. First big (ie more than 1600cc) cruiser I rode was an M109 and I was blown away with it's acceleration and the thump of those enormous pistons.....until I rode a VTX1800. The VTX then became the bike I wanted and I spent a bit of time wanting and trying to buy one. Even romanced a couple of Harleys; closest call was a Fat Bob. But then of course I rode a Rocket..........

I look at Rockets now and don't see the ugly any more. Even the ones that don't look much like mine, I find attractive. ;)

I couldn't give a toss that these blokes love their M109s. Good for them.
 
Two Wheels and a Motor and you'll be alright with me.
What Richard said is true when you think about it, I personally love my Rocket's Looks now! but the first time I saw it I said "How Fugly" then the power claims intrigued me so I test rode it and was Blown away the rest is History.
We Ride a Truly Unique Motorcycle and it takes a Unique Kinda Person to Own One, further more they are the closest thing you will get to a blank canvass and lends itself to being altered or customised to suit each personal taste Look at @ponters bike or @Trirocket3 masterpiece both absolute works of Art Created in their own Unique Way and that's just two that come to mind.
We are just as one eyed as we bag out Hardly's etc
 
My old bike that my wife rides the hell out of now is a heavily customized 2000 Roadstar 1700 Silverado. It is low, loud, fast, with lots of chrome, and a very nice paint job. The engine is built right, the carbs are re-jetted, all the turn signals and the tail/stop light are all leds, the ezhaust is done right, and the powermaster was dialled in using a dyno.

She loves to park it right in the middle of a bunch of harleys and newer metric cruisers whenever we go anywhere. It really annoys some of them when people walk by theirs, stop and stare, and then compliment both of us on our bikes.

We both do almost all of the work on ours. To me..real bikes (just like real hot rod cars/trucks) are built up by the owners with their own two hands...not by a factory or some expensive customizing shop. When it breaks down in the middle of BFE...you had better know how to get it running again to get you back home.
I parked in a group of Harley riders a few months back as there was nowhere left to park my Rocket. As you say they didn't like it one little bit and to make it worse my bike had all of the attention while nobody even hardly noticed there's. I don't understand the Harley riders anyway, they just seem too blinkered and they appear to think that any other bike on the road is sh1te.
 
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