OK I've got my helmet, flak jacket, and force field up, so go ahead and take your best shot.
So I was dreaming of a Rocket with an automatic tranny.

Why not? Is size and weight an issue?
Seems that there would be an immediate down shift based upon throttle input, no down shifting 2 gears to get into the power band.
I think Honda had an auto for a short time on the gold wing. Haven't heard much about it since.
Yes it would require a seperate fluid and cooling what else is a negative?
I would insist upon a manual switch also, so if you wanted better control at times you could have it. Not a good as a standard granted, but how many of us really push the Rocket to the limits?
Anyways just thought I would throw it out there,
Hoopla