Where to start

My oil is fine, I appreciate your concern, but if Dirty Harry hadn't caught on we could have gotten good mileage out of this one. Back to the drawing board!

Greg mate, I was about 99.9% sure it was you from the first post. I was even reading "Dipstick's" posts to myself in falsetto. The .1% thought it was someone else who I won't name.
 

what a cockhead !!!!
 

You see, this is where your very small IQ is most obvious. You missed an opportunity to be funny and chose instead to try to be nasty but actually only managed to highlight what a tosser you are. I said before I was feeling sorry for you. That's not quite right. Pity would be more apt. Now take a deep breath before your next feeble attempt at saving face - or rather, saving your face.
 
I thought the Knight with no arms and legs summed Dumbro up perfectly but nothing is a better illustration than this gem that Phil posted. Still makes me laugh. It's just so perfect.


Dipstick!
 
I thought the Knight with no arms and legs summed Dumbro up perfectly but nothing is a better illustration than this gem that Phil posted. Still makes me laugh. It's just so perfect.


Dipstick!
Have to admit Phil hit a grand slam with this one!