Thanks for the warm welcome, Gents!
Fortunately the driver was so tipsy he was telling me and everyone else at the scene that he had been drinking, so DUI was a no brainer. Watching him do the sobriety test would have been funny if it wasn't happening next to my obviously totalled bike. Don't know what happened in court but I received notice that part of his sentence was to "pay restitution". His insurance already covered me so I am not sure what that means...
I escaped with a scratched up helmet (Scorpion EXO-1000 helmet vs. asphalt --> helmet for the win!) and minor sprained shoulder. I did take some perverse pleasure in seeing what my beast of a bike did to his puny import tuner...