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STRIPES

STRIPES

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My last trip to the local drug store I asked the pharmacist for a refill "Viagra".

The pharmacist asked "How many?" and I replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen as I always cut each one into four pieces."

The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through sex."

I told him, " I don't even think about sex much. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes...."
 
STRIPES said:
My last trip to the local drug store I asked the pharmacist for a refill "Viagra".

The pharmacist asked "How many?" and I replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen as I always cut each one into four pieces."

The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through sex."

I told him, " I don't even think about sex much. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes...."
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Donald duck walks in the pharmacy of the hotel where the American ducks convention takes place he proceeds to the counter and ask the pharmacist for a few medium sized condoms to which the pharmacist reply ... are you here for the convention? yes replys donald are you staying at the hotel yes reply donald DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT THEM ON YOUR BILL

WHAT KIND OF SICK DUCK DO YOU THINK I AM....
 
my wife woke me in middle of night to take some viagra one time didnt have any water to wash them down pills got stuck in my throat had a stiff neck for a week
 
Update
Local health authority as issued a health warning regarding stolen viagra..do not suck
this brand of viagra as you will get a stiff neck :D

Ray
 
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