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we were having breakfast with my buddies father once, he was complaining he only wanted to "change his oil" once a week, he didn't want a woman who was too young, or a recently divorced 40something who was trying to prove she was still young. He said he wanted to take 1/2 a Viagra once a week. we laughed and asked why he wouldn't just take the whole pill? His answer " Are you nuts!! Viagra is $12 a pill!! No woman is worth $12" NOT politically correct, but funny as hell when he said it.
 
Guy comes home from work, sits down in front of the tv, tells his wife "quick, get me a beer before it starts" She hands him one. A few minutes later, he says "quick, another one before it starts" she hands him another one. Couple minutes later he says "quick, one more before it starts" She starts yelling "You think I am just here to wait on you? I clean and cook and wash your clothes.... He says "Its started"
 
Woman comes flying up her driveway, runs into the house and tells her husband "Pack your bags, I just won the lottery!" He says "OMG, you finally did it after all these years of trying. Do I pack for the beach, the mountains or what?" She says "I don't care, just get the H--- out"
 
FCVIAGRA - an adult (40+ yrs old) soccer club that I currently play for was given such name as a joke and here we are 15 years later and it has not changed. A few years back we were quite amused when a new members wife was going through his check book and found a monthly check written to FCVIAGRA and demanded answers and of course in this situation it did not matter his answer it only seemed to invigorate the situation.
 
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