RocketDaryl
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Yes, the parts I found were from wrecked bikes. You see, the T-Bird actually requires a bit of riding skill because it actually rides and handles like a bike, unlike the Rocket that handles like a log truck. In fact, I believe most of the wrecked bikes were from former Rocket owners that weren't used to such a nimble bike and it got away from them.
Also, I know this concept is very difficult for Rocket owners to comprehend, but unlike the Rocket, the T-Bird is actually reliable. Oh shoot, I forgot, you Rocket vermin do not know the definition of the term "reliable". Reliable means you can actually ride your bike between service intervals without fear of it breaking down. Yes, an incredible concept, I know. No more of the following (and quite common) issues:
- Leaky head gaskets
- Paint can rattles
- TPS failures
- Ignition switch failures
- GPS failures
- Mirrors that just myteriously come loose and/or fall off
- Tires that are not appropriate for the application
- High idle issues
- lifter shafts failures
Wow, that's quite a list and I didn't have to think for more than 15 seconds to come up with it and at least two of the above are so common that Triumph issued recalls on them. It appears the Rocket's reliability is closely aligned with it's performance; good for short, quick bursts, but not much on stamina or top end.
Doh! I didn't, I wouldn't, yes, I did say it....


Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk nyuk...
Also, I know this concept is very difficult for Rocket owners to comprehend, but unlike the Rocket, the T-Bird is actually reliable. Oh shoot, I forgot, you Rocket vermin do not know the definition of the term "reliable". Reliable means you can actually ride your bike between service intervals without fear of it breaking down. Yes, an incredible concept, I know. No more of the following (and quite common) issues:
- Leaky head gaskets
- Paint can rattles
- TPS failures
- Ignition switch failures
- GPS failures
- Mirrors that just myteriously come loose and/or fall off
- Tires that are not appropriate for the application
- High idle issues
- lifter shafts failures
Wow, that's quite a list and I didn't have to think for more than 15 seconds to come up with it and at least two of the above are so common that Triumph issued recalls on them. It appears the Rocket's reliability is closely aligned with it's performance; good for short, quick bursts, but not much on stamina or top end.
Doh! I didn't, I wouldn't, yes, I did say it....
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk nyuk...