Well ok, but you have to move to Houston, and get a job with the company. Also depending on your familiarity with MS servers Apple Servers, VMWare not to mention consumer OSs and audio video equipment, you may or may not need some real fast training.
Or, just for this one trip, you can hang back and tell the Best Buy Geek Squad what to do. Kinda what I ddo most of the time to be honest. Why get sweaty when you can make some one else =)