Strange item in photo ....

[Ishrub]

Well Dr D you are by far the closest so far.
The condom Boys were just a wee bit out
In fact that piece of Brass is about 15' this side of the bike and is fact is the door handle on the French doors on the front of the house, I remember taking the photo so that the edge of the door was just out of the shot.
The photo was taken standing on the deck with my back to the French doors looking towards where this photo below was taken.

Aaha 'French' doors that explains the lascivious look to the 'thing'

 

[Ishrub]

I think some of these guys think about male sausage an awful lot.

Every time I piss! Cannot see it anymore - too much porch over the verandah, luckily my sense of touch is undiminished!

 

[Old N' Grumpy]

Every time I piss! Cannot see it anymore - too much porch over the verandah, luckily my sense of touch is undiminished!

...never heard it put that way!

 

[BigNorm]

Every time I piss! Cannot see it anymore - too much porch over the verandah, luckily my sense of touch is undiminished!

I resemble that remark.

 

[Tal]

I was gonna tell you to recycle it and re use it...you just shake the F##K out of it!

 

[Navigator]

You have log cabins in New Zealand? No kidding....

 

[Tal]

i think you missed it...Aussies Huh...

 

[Paul Bryant]

You have log cabins in New Zealand? No kidding....

Yep

 

[Mittzy]

You have log cabins in New Zealand? No kidding....

They have hobbits too

 

[phar2slo]

Yep

Wow that's a fantastic looking house Paul.

Did by any chance bloke with your skills build this log mansion yourself??