Sweet and sour crikey, Nat. This is one of the best threads I've seen here for a coon's age. This minor delay and inconvenience seems to be spoiling you in a weird but good way. 'Tis good medicine, though. Right, mate?
Mebbe, you could consider repeatedly feigning illness post recovery??? IBS from too many shakes, perhaps? Keep the faith, man!
Millendreth near Looe, went over to Charlestown - absolutely beautiful area. Returned today but the M6 was closed. The a roads were choked up - 10 hrs drive