Special wishes to Nat67

Sweet and sour crikey, Nat. This is one of the best threads I've seen here for a coon's age. This minor delay and inconvenience seems to be spoiling you in a weird but good way. 'Tis good medicine, though. Right, mate?

Mebbe, you could consider repeatedly feigning illness post recovery??? IBS from too many shakes, perhaps? Keep the faith, man!