Ok, I am posting this with plenty of time for you guys to go "RUDOLPH" on me, you know, "laugh and call me names and not let me play any of the reindeer games." I am about 99% sure the Fat Bottom Girl is going to be a Trailer Queen for the ES trip. Yes she is going on a Poser Platform, Daytona Tag-a-Long, Harley Land Yacht and be pulled down by a Toyota. This decision was reached after an in depth study of logistics, time management, and expenses. The main influences are happy new Grand Baby and unhappy old Wife, 60 year old ass and 1200 miles one way, and making the most of precious vacation time. With the bike in tow I can leave later and save on accommodations both going and returning. I will be bringing a good selection of tools with me if anyone needs minor repairs and there will be a vehicle and trailer in ES should anyone break down. (I am staying at the Pine Lodge.) If there are any special transportation requests such as walkers, oxygen bottles, side of beef, moon bounce, or applicants for ES masseuse staff let me know I will see what I can do provided they can fit in the bed of a Tacoma. Take your best shots, I don't care, this old poser is planning on having a good time.