You Go Both Ways
Well Bohica, you should just change your last name to Palindrome ( which I think was a large building many years ago). No, wait, it was the western series with the punch line...... " Have Gun Will Travel"
You'll be as famous as ABBA and the next time you ride a train you can ask the engineer if you can TOOT the horn. Whatever you do, don't tell MOM or POP.
But most of all, don't forget these:
A man, a plan, a canal, Panama!
Madam, in Eden I’m Adam
Go hang a salami; I’m a lasagna hog!
Live not on evil
and last but not least as the election nears:
Rise to vote, sir!