I thought I was 55 all last year .. no biggie I . Born in January 1958 .. not 100% sure of the date but settled on the 6th a long, long time ago ( you know the story) 2014-1958 = 5 hang f#ckin on.. I am 56 not 57 , bloody Catherine
Cindy called me at the office last year and asked if I'd forgotten something...my heart started racing...her b'day? anniversary?...in my inimitable style I said "oh darlin' I haven't forgotten...I was just waiting until I got home" hoping that I would have the rest of the afternoon to figure out what the hell I'd forgotten. Then she called me on it..."OK...so You've made plans for this evening?"..."uh, yes, of course...why wouldn't I?" She tortured me a while longer then said "Drop the act and relax dumba$$...today is your birthday"