Cindy called me at the office last year and asked if I'd forgotten something...my heart started racing...her b'day? anniversary?...in my inimitable style I said "oh darlin' I haven't forgotten...I was just waiting until I got home" hoping that I would have the rest of the afternoon to figure out what the hell I'd forgotten. Then she called me on it..."OK...so You've made plans for this evening?"..."uh, yes, of course...why wouldn't I?" She tortured me a while longer then said "Drop the act and relax dumba$$...today is your birthday"