Rocket Crashed and Totaled

[skydog1000]

P.S. has anyone really ever died taking a dump?
or did you mean dumping their bike?

Did Elvis Presley die taking a dump [/QUOTE]
Sure DID. He was sitting on the throne

 

[rocketjohn]

It's an ignominious way to die, but it's a pretty well known thing....if you push it out it may kill you! Take your Metamucil and let nature take it's course at it's own speed.

 

[EasTexRIII]

I guess I should be surprised that I've never heard of that since so many of you have.
Maybe I better back off & quit treating it as a competitive sport

 

[Rocket Scientist]

I guess I should be surprised that I've never heard of that since so many of you have.
Maybe I better back off & quit treating it as a competitive sport

Hopefully your not confusing forced dumping with recreational flatulence. Apples and oranges.

 

[EasTexRIII]

Hopefully your not confusing forced dumping with recreational flatulence. Apples and oranges.

I'm an equal opportunity competitor. It's all part of redneck games - I mean, have you seen how the monkey's doo it?

 

[Rocket Scientist]

I'm an equal opportunity competitor. It's all part of redneck games - I mean, have you seen how the monkey's doo it?

You mean catch then pitch ?

 

[EasTexRIII]

Yup................. poor Mike's Thread has gone to sh!t

 

[Mike]

OK, lets get back on track then... I am back in the Rocket saddle!! Turns out Triumph had a lot of 2015 Touring models still in inventory.
They chopped the price, added an few incentives and out they went. I was wondering why some very low mileage units, new and used, were showing up on the net and dealer sites. Today I went to a local to me dealer and he had one right in the window. 9 miles, brand new, full warranty and dang near $6k under original list. Yup, I bought it. The red with black trim model. I will not be able to ride it for another 4-6 weeks but I can sure sit and look. I should be able to get it late next week when the ins check comes in from the 05. I am pumped! Whoopee!

 

[Bob R]

Yes, people do die on the toilet. I was a Firefighter/medic for 30 years and I more then once dealt with people in that circumstance. I believe the term is 'vagal out', it has to do with the heart rhythm and straining. You basically give yourself a heart attack straining. Just relax and let it happen.

I used to hate it when the would fall off of the pot and get wedged between the toilet and the vanity that is always right there, and the missus wailing in the background. I do not miss those days.

bob

 

[EasTexRIII]

OK, lets get back on track then... I am back in the Rocket saddle!! Turns out Triumph had a lot of 2015 Touring models still in inventory.
They chopped the price, added an few incentives and out they went. I was wondering why some very low mileage units, new and used, were showing up on the net and dealer sites. Today I went to a local to me dealer and he had one right in the window. 9 miles, brand new, full warranty and dang near $6k under original list. Yup, I bought it. The red with black trim model. I will not be able to ride it for another 4-6 weeks but I can sure sit and look. I should be able to get it late next week when the ins check comes in from the 05. I am pumped! Whoopee!

WAY TO GO MIKE