I heard there were 8, no 10 large lads that attacked Paul while he was trying to get his kickstand down. Wei was up in the yard headed inside. She saw what was going on and joined the foray with moves as fast as lightning. The song Kung-Fu fighting was playing in the background (we still have not figured out how that happened). Anyway, one guy had a 4X4 post and swung it like a baseball bat towards Paul's head. Wei blocked it with her forearm, we suspect this is where the fracture came from.
By the time the Deputies arrived, they had to call in ambulances from surrounding counties to pick up the 10 large lads who were now all in a big pile of flesh on the side of the road. Wei was helping Paul to get off his little Honda and asking if he needed some water. At least that is the story as I heard it...