nolton
Living Legend
What's a smart phone?
Go to a high school several hours over. Walk up to a group of ladies. Politely ask them if they could help you with your NEW phone. Tell them that you just need to understand a few things. Once you understand, tell them you dont. Invite them to dinner, a nice public place, and tell them that your buying as long as they can help you understand. While there, make them laugh and laugh hard. Be polite !! No PERV SH!T !!, then once you really get what they taught you, thank them for trying and start to leave.
Turn and ask if any of them like motorcycles then tell us what happens next.
You will be fun for them, learn how to use a smart phone and show them that old men are fun!!
Whats so hard about that ????
Pics or it didnt happen !!!!