Ask yourself, why do others have a R3T and you don't. Why should THEY have one and not you? You deserve a R3T.
You have to put up with just as many miserable muts making your life a living hell as anyone else, right? Why should you settle for anything less than the bike of your dreams? Believe me, if you treat yourself (because you deserve it) to a R3T today, you'll be thanking yourself for years to come.
You'll be able to walk outside, take one look at all the miserable mopes around you, and know, deep down in the depths of your soul, that you are no longer among them. You are no longer relegated to some bottom feeding catfish settling for less.
You, a man deserving of the upmost stature in the community, will now be able to look those other mopes square in the eye and say, yes, I have a R3T and snicker under your breath knowing they're green with envy.
Go ahead, buy yourself a R3T today. You deserve it!