One person's Bogan is another's Redneck...

I like Coopers Pale Ale and Coopers Sparkling Ale as an easy to get beer. The big brands make mostly junk. Victoria Bitter and Four X spring to mind. There are many boutique breweries around Australia. Some of them make great beers.

When I was in the States some of the smaller breweries were really good too. The major brands were like cats piss. (not that I have tried cats piss!).
 
Corporate beers, by and large are beer for the sake of money....when in the States, do ask for a local brew and you will find what we've been missing for the last 100 years!
 
A Redneck Love Poem

Susie Lee done fell in love,
she planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy 'bout it all,
she told her pappy so.

Pappy told her, Susie gal,
you'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yo' ma don't know,
but Joe is yo' half brother.

So Susie put aside her Joe
and planned to marry Will.
But after telling pappy this,
he said, 'there's trouble still.'

You sho can't marry Will, my gal,
and please don't tell yo' mother.
But Will and Joe, and several mo'
I know is yo' half brother.

But mama knew and said, my child,
just do what makes yo' happy.
Marry Will or marry Joe;
you ain't no kin to pappy.
 
I am thinking I would rather get a new Rocket than take a tooth out. At least the rednecks know to use Jack Daniels for anesthesia

That is only part of the initiation ritual, the arms, neck and chest are sliced open and ash is rubbed in to cause large welt scarring patterns AND they are circumcised with a sharp rock or piece of glass that some times causes the urethra to be pierced accidently causing those lucky souls to have a 'whistle dick' that sucks in air as they pee and makes a whistling noise - all w/o anesthesia. Pretty sure they are not smiling then though, well at least if it is off-key! :(:eek:
 
I am hoping that they at least have access to good beer.

Just guessing these fellows just dust themselves off after a bike crash. Their scars are probably tougher than Kevlar.
 
That is only part of the initiation ritual, the arms, neck and chest are sliced open and ash is rubbed in to cause large welt scarring patterns AND they are circumcised with a sharp rock or piece of glass that some times causes the urethra to be pierced accidently causing those lucky souls to have a 'whistle dick' that sucks in air as they pee and makes a whistling noise - all w/o anesthesia. Pretty sure they are not smiling then though, well at least if it is off-key! :(:eek:

Actually, as long as you believe that, all is well!
 
Back
Top