I believe I'm going to start calling you Charles Lindberg instead of av8r4fun....
I can imagine the razz level is pretty intense.
To make you feel a little better I'll relate a story that actually happened to me a few years ago. I've probably mentioned here before that I use to be real big into snowmobiles. I even have the frostbite to prove I was a hardcore rider. I used to go for 4 weeks in mid winter to The Ontario North Country for snow machining and 4 or 5 times to Michigan's Upper Peninsula. Anyway, sleds are like bikes in many ways. They are about horsepower and speed but the handling is like riding a go-kart but on snow. I used to be into lake racing. That's where you have a big displacement sled with gobs of horsepower and you ride on the ice of a frozen lake which has little friction so insane speeds are easily obtainable. In 2001 I bought an Arctic Cat 1000 triple. The T'Cat put 180 horses to the track stock so all I did was add 220 tungsten carbide picks to the track and 14 inches of carbide V rod to the skis. I packed the sled up and took it to Ontario. Got to Cochrane, Ontario, unloaded the sled (and my buddies sleds), got settled in our rooms and went for a ride. I took off down the trail and right away I noticed the temperature gage was running hot (these sleds are liquid cooled just like the Rocket). I go a little farther and it seems to be slowing down even though I'm applying more throttle. Then the engine starts squeaking a little so I stop. My buddies ride up and we open the hood. That sucker is HOT. I'm thinking what do I do. I'm 14 hours from home, on a new sled and she's gonna come apart. I closed the hood, started her up and firewalled the engine. She got up to around 100 and came totally apart. We hooked a tow rope on her and pulled her back to the lodge, loaded her on the trailer and I rented a sled for the trip. When I got her home and back at the dealer, I welded the wrist pin in the number 3 piston, dropped the con rod and the cap went right through the bottom of the case, through the bellypan and I left that up in Ontario. Because the sled was new and under warranty, Arctic Cat installed a new engine and paid for my sled rental in Ontario. Warranties are great as is a company that stands behind their machines. There are a lot of parts in there that have to work in harmony and sometimes things get a little out of kilter. With the new engine, the sled would pull over 160 mph on the ice and that's hauling ass 6 inches off the ground. It would also do 0-60 in 2.5 seconds and carry the front skis to 100.
I kept the sled another year and sold it. I figured it was time for something saner so I bought the T100, put on the sidecar and then bought the R3.
be patient. When you look back, it will be but a mere bump in the road.