Thanks IDK,
I just went out on my lunch break and removed the cover and got a better look. The "Un-Doable" bolts seem to have just backed themselves out on their own.....so much for being "un-doable". I think I am just going to remove them (they will easily back all of the way out with my fingers) and replace them with regular bolts. Can you please elaborate about what exactly the EB Headlamp relay is? I didn't find anything with the search feature. In the meantime I am going to send the Triumph factory a little tube of Loctite. Apparently they don't have this stuff over there.