Inexperienced passengers and bad habits

Boog said:

I suppose I am the ‘bad’ pillion of my story. Years ago, I took my second wife to the local HD shop after she completed her MSF class in hopes of convincing her to get a cruiser as her first ride instead of a sport bike (which is her first choice). They brought out a shiny new 883C for her to ride while following a rider from the shop. In this case, the shop rider was an extremely hot motorcycle safety instructor and I would guess a gymnast from her physique. This “Lady” stated that I could come along on the ride if I could handle riding “*****” with a girl rider. She was riding a Street Glide tricked out with all the accessories for low and fast-by-HD-standards. I would normally pass, but this day I was thinking riding ‘*****’ might be ok. She started it up and I climbed aboard. She said “Hang on if you’re not too shy” so I wrapped my hands around that firm waist and remembered why I am not homosexual. Anyway, she took off at a good clip and I think the wife behind us may have a tough time keeping up. After a few minutes, my chauffer asks if I am comfortable and I say yes. She then says that most guys would never ride with her, that they are either to macho or too timid to hang on to a girl. I said I would never pass up a chance to hang on to a pretty girl while she expresses her own freedom. She wore a half shirt under a tight vest and without trying (honestly); I soon discovered my hands on her bare belly. I of course remembered to drop my hands to my side at the first stop light before the wife pulled up alongside. The HD girl asked the wife is she was doing ok and all I could was a giant smile from her from under her helmet and a simple nod that she was doing fine. The light turns green and off we go. Biker girl tells me I will need to hang on again for safety sake, and being a compliant fellow, I do as I’m told.
Since I have no pictures, none of this could be possible true, so I will simply say she was a friendly biker and I was a bad pillion. (Probably the most fun I ever had on a Harley though…)
PS. The wife got a Ninja later that week because she didn’t like the Sportster’s “Old Man” look.
PSS. Cyndi (the HD girl) loves to be held…

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RanDom_Chipmunk said:

That is a given. But I figure, if all else fails, I can outrun most of these old farts. Or at least their knees will probably blow out first. Bwahahaha!

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RKTNMYPKT said:

My wife to this day, after all the years she has been riding with me, has a bad habit of getting on the bike before both of my feet are set, I'll have my right foot on the ground and my left on the peg and she'll run up and jump on the bike, its lead to a few tense moments...

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tdragger said:

I have to say that my wife WAS a good pillion at one time. She would lean and flow into turns, anticipate and not knock heads when stopping, and not complain about my driving.

That all changed after she took her MSF class and got her license. Now she is just an awful pillion. Constantly informing me about obstacles in the road, engaging the speed control device (a hard pinch to my love handles), and counter steering ME through corners. We avoid riding two up whenever we can.

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TOMCAT said:

Best not to encourage some of these f#ckers .. there are some lonely , dirty old men hanging around the back door of this joint .. you have been warned

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TOMCAT said:

Best not to encourage some of these f#ckers .. there are some lonely , dirty old men hanging around the back door of this joint .. you have been warned

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sweettennbabe said:

Hey ime liking this chipmunk!!
Yep there a bunch of OMF's but there good folks and we over look alit of there bullbull
Anyway welcome to the zoo

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Boog said:

I suppose I am the ‘bad’ pillion of my story. Years ago, I took my second wife to the local HD shop after she completed her MSF class in hopes of convincing her to get a cruiser as her first ride instead of a sport bike (which is her first choice). They brought out a shiny new 883C for her to ride while following a rider from the shop. In this case, the shop rider was an extremely hot motorcycle safety instructor and I would guess a gymnast from her physique. This “Lady” stated that I could come along on the ride if I could handle riding “*****” with a girl rider. She was riding a Street Glide tricked out with all the accessories for low and fast-by-HD-standards. I would normally pass, but this day I was thinking riding ‘*****’ might be ok. She started it up and I climbed aboard. She said “Hang on if you’re not too shy” so I wrapped my hands around that firm waist and remembered why I am not homosexual. Anyway, she took off at a good clip and I think the wife behind us may have a tough time keeping up. After a few minutes, my chauffer asks if I am comfortable and I say yes. She then says that most guys would never ride with her, that they are either to macho or too timid to hang on to a girl. I said I would never pass up a chance to hang on to a pretty girl while she expresses her own freedom. She wore a half shirt under a tight vest and without trying (honestly); I soon discovered my hands on her bare belly. I of course remembered to drop my hands to my side at the first stop light before the wife pulled up alongside. The HD girl asked the wife is she was doing ok and all I could was a giant smile from her from under her helmet and a simple nod that she was doing fine. The light turns green and off we go. Biker girl tells me I will need to hang on again for safety sake, and being a compliant fellow, I do as I’m told.
Since I have no pictures, none of this could be possible true, so I will simply say she was a friendly biker and I was a bad pillion. (Probably the most fun I ever had on a Harley though…)
PS. The wife got a Ninja later that week because she didn’t like the Sportster’s “Old Man” look.
PSS. Cyndi (the HD girl) loves to be held…

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1olbull said:

Good story, but you gave @RKTNMYPKT a chubby!!!

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