Aren't we all just a bunch of bloody geniuses. I separated my clavicle playing football with the boys in high school and with typical teenage intelligence figured it would just get better. Now it has healed wrong and at some point I will need reconstructive surgery.
One of my ribs dislocates regularly because of a bout of pneumonia a few years ago that lasted nearly eleven months and the coughing tore it out of place and it never healed right.
And I still smoke like an idiot
even though I have allergy-asthma instead of regular allergy responses where my body skips the hives and sinus reactions and basically goes straight for the anaphylactic shock. I also forgot to tell you fellows that a month ago, I dislocated the bone on the outside of my left foot when I was pulling into my boyfriend's driveway and one of his cats darted from under a car and across my path of travel, startling me so much that I twisted the bars, and dumped my beauty on my right foot. My poor baby, so glad I have bars on him. The info on the ibuprofen is new to me, though. Going to have to look into alternatives now.
