Nah. I might hug you but I would never hurt you. I prefer to have my friends be honest with me and appreciate honesty in return. I wouldn't have put it out there so blatantly if I didn't expect some jiving. When I first saw that picture I was like holy shyt who is that fat guy.
He wished he had Norm.
Helium is non combustible unlike what they had in the Hindenberg, hydrogen. Virtually all airships have used helium since. Not quite as light or effective as hydrogen but no 'poof and your gone' either.