But ( many moons ago) I was not distracted while having sex with an old girlfriend while I was driving.
Did I just write that? In case my wife asks, I was never here.
Some b1tch started to cut me off today on the interstate in stop and go.. the piss poor triumph horn did nothing... so I saw a gap and when I got on the throttle next to her I kicked her Cadillac door in... she was on the phone in one hand and stuffing her hole with the other with a breakfast sandwich...
Some b1tch started to cut me off today on the interstate in stop and go.. the piss poor triumph horn did nothing... so I saw a gap and when I got on the throttle next to her I kicked her Cadillac door in... she was on the phone in one hand and stuffing her hole with the other with a breakfast sandwich...
But yeah, that's over 20% of the drivers out there. People treat their cars like they were moving bits of their living room, never realizing or thinking about the fact that they'll kill somebody that way.
Self-driving cars (and eventually maglev PRT systems) can't come soon enough to suit me.