David & Goliath

[peter k]

Maybe cycle and recycle

 

[TOMCAT]

I would have run with Reggie and Ronnie being that they're a pair of British hooligans.

Or Doug and Dinsdale Piranha ... as they are otherwise known.

 

[CanberraR3]

Doug and Dinsdale Piranha were born, on probation, in a small house in Kipling Road, Southwark, the eldest sons in a family of sixteen. Their father Arthur Piranha, a scrap metal dealer and TV quizmaster, was well known to the police, and a devout Catholic. In 1928 he had married Kitty Malone, an up-and-coming East End boxer. Doug was born in February 1929 and Dinsdale two weeks later; and again a week after that. They were cruel but fair, I recall.

 

[TOMCAT]

Doug and Dinsdale Piranha were born, on probation, in a small house in Kipling Road, Southwark, the eldest sons in a family of sixteen. Their father Arthur Piranha, a scrap metal dealer and TV quizmaster, was well known to the police, and a devout Catholic. In 1928 he had married Kitty Malone, an up-and-coming East End boxer. Doug was born in February 1929 and Dinsdale two weeks later; and again a week after that. They were cruel but fair, I recall.

The very same mate .. and people think Australians don't have any respect for the more cultured inhabitants from overseas.

 

[mr hunt]

Half of us a likely related to them

 

[CanberraR3]

Half of us a likely related to them

Mitch is for sure.

"Well one day I was at home threatening the kids when I looks out through the hole in the wall and sees this tank pull up and out gets one of Dinsdale's boys, so he comes in nice and friendly and says Dinsdale wants to have a word with me, so he chains me to the back of the tank and takes me for a scrape round to Dinsdale's place and Dinsdale's there in the conversation pit with Doug and Charles Paisley, the baby crusher, and two film producers and a man they called 'Kierkegaard', who just sat there biting the heads of whippets and Dinsdale says 'I hear you've been a naughty boy Clement' and he splits me nostrils open and saws me leg off and pulls me liver out and I tell him my name's not Clement and then... he loses his temper and nails me head to the floor."

 

[mr hunt]

...must be a distant relation 'cos in that story no 'c**t' got 'stabbed in the throat'

 

[CanberraR3]

Yeah I know. Our Mitch is more of a softy than the English side of the family.

 

[Rocket Scientist]

Great bikes Battersea, but David and Goliath? Thinking back to the story, not sure if you want that ending mate...

Oh, but nowadays David and Mr. "G" go to counseling, sort out their differences and become great friends.

 

[breeze]

buy another and call them,the good,the bad,and the ugly