My +/-200 hp, 170 ft lbs tq Carpenterized R3 averages a steady 28 mpg, but I slap the throttle on the local hilly and twisty roads like she owes me money, so I recommend to the power-hungry curious folks here to just sing Stinky's anthem...
Stinky's Song
(As sung by Charlie Murphy)
I don't believe your pappy,
He may be rich but he ain't happy,
Tells you about work and you want to be him,
But when's the last time that you got to see him?
He works hard - Why?
So you can go out and buy,
A bunch of **** that you dont need,
Driven by your punk-ass hopes and greed,
That's why I say **** it!
For the first time in my life,
I'm finally free,
No mansion for me,
I say **** it!
No brand new Humvee,
I say **** it!
[girl] But, you'll get no *****.
**** it!
What you don't understand,
Is I make love to my hand,
So I don't need you honey,
I beat my *****like it owes me money.
That's right. I said **** it!