SF is no place to be after 1:00 AM. I'm surprised the stench of fresh sidewalk dookie and urine didn't make you sick. You just need to act as crazy as the cretins out wondering the streets. If it happens again take your pants off and turn them inside out and put them back on. Now take your shirt off and wear it like a cape. Mess your hair up and play 'Wipeout' on your stomach and cut farts at random. NO ONE will mess with you.
