Bike won't start . . .need ideas please
Checked the switch and every fuse, trying to see if anything was loose using the phone flashlight at 5% power... All the while the night crawlers in downtown SF started to come out...

My nerve was so frayed and night felt eerily louder. Random screams and sirens painted my surroundings like a horror film trailer that no one wants to watch.

My trusted bear claw was shiny as ever, but why aren't you talking to me when I turn the key?

Called Monroe motors in downtown SF an hour ago, they will take the bear perhaps soon...

Waiting for their call back now.
 
SF is no place to be after 1:00 AM. I'm surprised the stench of fresh sidewalk dookie and urine didn't make you sick. You just need to act as crazy as the cretins out wondering the streets. If it happens again take your pants off and turn them inside out and put them back on. Now take your shirt off and wear it like a cape. Mess your hair up and play 'Wipeout' on your stomach and cut farts at random. NO ONE will mess with you.
 
Nooooo dont fart your in Frisco thats a democrat mating call.
 
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