At Dealer Yesterday...

[Nat67]

Who is Jamie Oliver?

Jamie Oliver is a multi millionare , self righteous berk of an overpaid English Chef, intent on saving the world with wild parsley and thyme and showing other cultures how he can improve on their own national dishes !

 

[Steel]

I did not watch the video as my wife is watching a movie. Anytime someone tosses in a term or two in French I feel I have offended. Perhaps it is due to the arrogance and easily offended French. Exscusez-moi me if you are French.

Depends on which French you are talking about. Remember there are Acadian French decendants all through the swamps of south Louisiana, who refer to themselves as Coonass French. Iffen' you plan on offending one of these critters, ya best lace your boots tight and pack a lunch, because we are thick skinned, and tend to have a dark, and very rough sense of humor. You will have to work for it.
Bon soir mon amie.

 

[Nat67]

He was probably his Mom, too.Link Removed

Are you Brandophobic Phil ?

 

[Nat67]

Depends on which French you are talking about. Remember there are Acadian French decendants all through the swamps of south Louisiana, who refer to themselves as Coonass French. Iffen' you plan on offending one of these critters, ya best lace your boots tight and pack a lunch, because we are thick skinned, and tend to have a dark, and very rough sense of humor. You will have to work for it.
Bon soir mon amie.

Don't wanna mess with you boys I saw Scothern Comfort !

 

[TriumPhil]

No, sir, I am a longtime reformed Homophobe. And that taught me that...

 

[Rick Morris]

Jamie Oliver is a multi millionare , self righteous berk of an overpaid English Chef, intent on saving the world with wild parsley and thyme and showing other cultures how he can improve on their own national dishes !

I already dont like him.

 

[Rick Morris]

Depends on which French you are talking about. Remember there are Acadian French decendants all through the swamps of south Louisiana, who refer to themselves as Coonass French. Iffen' you plan on offending one of these critters, ya best lace your boots tight and pack a lunch, because we are thick skinned, and tend to have a dark, and very rough sense of humor. You will have to work for it.
Bon soir mon amie.

I dated a girl named Rikki from your sweet state. She said she was French creole from New Orleans. She learned me some sweet stuff. The good old days.

 

[Rick Morris]

Depends on which French you are talking about. Remember there are Acadian French decendants all through the swamps of south Louisiana, who refer to themselves as Coonass French. Iffen' you plan on offending one of these critters, ya best lace your boots tight and pack a lunch, because we are thick skinned, and tend to have a dark, and very rough sense of humor. You will have to work for it.
Bon soir mon amie.

By the way, I was thinking of the France French. My wife's family is French Canadian, so they are frozen frogs.

 

[Steel]

I dated a girl named Rikki from your sweet state. She said she was French creole from New Orleans. She learned me some sweet stuff. The good old days.

I dated a girl named Rikki from New Orleans too. I bet she could wrap her lips around the exhaust of my R3 and suck start it.

 

[TriumPhil]

Rikki lost my number.




























Rikki don't lose that number
You don't want to call nobody else
Send it off in a letter to yourself
Rikki don't lose that number
It's the only one you own
You might use it if you feel better
When you get home

The Dan, Pretzel Logic (1974)