Jallen3.14
Turbocharged
In my first experience, the police were quite a bit more active.: for the first 3 or 4 years, they would call me every mid December to see if I'd recovered the bike. I kinda blew up at them the first time they called: "Isn't that your humpty-bumpin' job?!?"One. The cops do NOT leap into action and put out an APB when you report a theft. They simply record it on their computer and if it ever turns up they tell you "We found it." (Which I suppose, in a way, they did.)
Can't say I blame them, tho, with the amount of stuff that gets nicked.
Ironically, I think I actually had found it once: the same year, make, and model showed up on craigslist a few months later with the caveats "no key, title is 'jacked'..." If that wasn't my stolen bike, it was someone's stolen bike. I was out of town at the time so I called the local PD and they refused to check it out - advising me to go look at it myself and see if I could ID it and then contact them if I was sure it was mine. I asked them if, in the event that the seller had an adverse reaction to my getting overly interested in the VIN and other details, I would have the same conditional immunity that one of them would have should things go so far sideways that the seller end up leaking out on their garage floor. They didn't have a satisfactory answer for that.
It took me until the second late December status call to figure out why they were suddenly so pro-active: round about the end of the year, when they were compiling their stats, they were calling around all the low priority / high value felonies on the books, hoping that some of them had managed to solve themselves so they could add them to their "win" column.