Thoughts about this?? (Radiator issue)

Had an annoying radiator leak many years back. Took off the radiator and went to a radiator shop, they hooked it up and pressure tested it (and the cap) found nothing wrong with it. Was a lose hose up top that periodically dripped. Looked like a radiator leak though and always smelled of antifreeze. Was hard to get to the clip to tighten but a big relief.
 
How are you ever going to learn the secrete to long battery life ?

I have the secret to battery life...REPLACE EVERY TWO YEARS! My "Phil"-Os-Sophy is... never be stranded by a dead battery or running out of gas. But someday I'll make it up your way just to see what I'm dealing with.