R3T Pulls and Uneven Front Tread Wear

[CanberraR3]

When I was a kid we used to drop some water on their backs. 1 in 3 would just roll over and 1 in 10 would chase us. Of course I'm more mature now and would enlist the help of a minor.

 

[DJ]

Some of you guys are really mean.

Ever hear the old saying, "You catch more flies with honey..."?

Err, maybe Albertaduke should simply ask, " Honey, would you kindly consider flashing me a peek at your munificent melons?"

So Albert should pour honey on her back-very sexy!

 

[1BigDog]

wow !! that is deep but here is my problem very technical
I am resting nicely on the beach and this gal takes her bra off and lies down beside me how do I get her to turn around and look in my direction without thinking ..must stick bra on first...

For a second there I thought you were posting another pic of RKTINMYPKT......unless he shaved....

 

[Wrecka]

wow !! that is deep but here is my problem very technical
I am resting nicely on the beach and this gal takes her bra off and lies down beside me how do I get her to turn around and look in my direction without thinking ..must stick bra on first...

She would produce some uneven pulling..................

 

[mport]

When I first got my 09 R3T, It pulled to the left so bad it was hard to ride.
I figured it was just the nature of the beast { inline motor the size of a car motor}but after 5000 miles my front tire was bald.
I used a motorcycle jack under the engine to support while loosing all the engine mount bolts.
Then retightened evenly and it solved my problems. I got 12000 miles on my next front and the pulling to the left was gone.

 

[albertaduke]

Get a kid to drop a crab on the towel next to her.

well it has been done !! before ,must find something new..like a lizard crawling up her ..

Toss your wallet just beyond the young damsel's reach!

best suggestion so far

Toss your wallet just beyond the young damsel's reach!

toss my wallet her way a bit crass wouldn't you say but definitively a positive way to see if I leave it in the sand or rush and retrieve it

 

[nolton]

Hell, just reach over and smack her in the arse. If she responds with a smile ask to see the rest.
If she gets angry she might forget she's topless.

 

[ksquared]

wow !! that is deep but here is my problem very technical
I am resting nicely on the beach and this gal takes her bra off and lies down beside me how do I get her to turn around and look in my direction without thinking ..must stick bra on first...

You guys are not going to believe this, but this very scenario was a question on my Illinois Bar Exam back in the 1970's. The question was something like this: "Susie Sorority was lying on the beach. In her effort to get an even sun tan, she loosened the strap on the top of her bikini swimsuit and laid down on her stomach. Brian Badboy, an inveterate prankster, placed a large rubber spider on his fishing rod and dangled it in front of Susie's face. When Susie opened her eyes and saw the rubber spider, she sat up in a startled reaction, disclosing her bare breasts for all on the beach to see.

Q: What tort(s), if any, has Brian committed?

Unfortunately, I don't remember what the choices were - but the question was funny as hell!

 

[ROCKETHEAD]

Stand in front of her, drop your drawers, if she sits up and oblige without bothering with her top then you have a great story to tell... if she covers up and screams then you better run...

 

[TriumPhil]

The Tantalizing Tart Teaser Tort or the infamous Malicious Male Chauvinist Pig Prank Tort?