We kidnapped an Elvis impersonator one night .. kept him captive for 12 or so hours under the threat of violence .. he got us into all the pubs and clubs that would never allow 'our type' into

we just shoved him through the door first and they never even noticed us scruffy bikie types. He escaped by leaping out of the back of a taxi ferrying us to yet another watering hole. That was back in the days when 'we all ' condoned the use of vast quantities of illicit substances. Reckon 'our Elvis' probably ended up in a insane asylum after what we put him through .. poor bloke... hahahahaha