Post number 2000

[barbagris]

- and it is how everyone else should see me!

Especially your spouse!

Adopt the pose -

 

[Ishrub]

Especially your spouse!

Adopt the pose -

And get a bigger fig leaf - no one will ever see behind anyway!

 

[idk]

And get a bigger fig leaf - no one will ever see behind anyway!

I generally use a banana leaf.

 

[BillyIndiana]

How does this new math work?

 

[scot in exile]

I had a convertible morris minor once which i was going to make into a "Weapon!"....didnt happen tho...i was about 25 then!...cobber had a turboed A40 Farina which went like a scalded cat!

The only way you could make a Morris Minor into a weapon would be ramming it into something.

 

[scot in exile]

Tell you what tho Paul...i'm getting stronger as the years go by!!...when i was 21 i couldn't bend my old fella with two hands!!!, now i can bend it with one hand!!!

I hear you loud and clear, I also have a problem with tripping over my balls first thing in the morning strange I never used to have that problem.

 

[barbagris]

I hear you loud and clear, I also have a problem with tripping over my balls first thing in the morning strange I never used to have that problem.

Well when you keep them in a jar it can happen.

 

[Tal]

Well when you keep them in a jar it can happen.

....along with his teeth!....

 

[scot in exile]

No jar large enough to hold a Scotsmans balls teeth that's a different story

 

[barbagris]

No jar large enough to hold a Scotsmans balls teeth that's a different story

No Scottish Jar. Ye cannae wayste gud moni on all thaht glass, Morag.