Post a pic of yur butt or ya fanny please

And since when have we grown men heeded that good advice? I could be retired if I’d have not chopped many a now classic .
It's a lesson I learned from a young age after using my first edition Eagle Annual as a target backstop for the air rifle I found in my dad's wardrobe ! That and the large south facing stained glass picture window of the Holy Trinity church across the street from our house . I got a proper beating for that one !